confusion
confusion
running for cover, running to hide

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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(Source: surprisebitch, via evolitional)

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You’ve really gotta hand it to short people

brownglucose:

dipschtick:

because they usually can’t reach it anyways.

*kicks the next tall person I see in the shin*

(via its-immortalitymy--darlings)

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mellow-sleep:

aluox:

blood-mages-anonymous:

x-the-fault-in-our-scars-x:

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

God it’s actually making me uncomfortable

No I am uncomfortable. As a color deficient person I almost never see the color blue and that is the bluest blue that has ever blued.

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I believe our internal frustration with this stems from the fact that it is very similar to a certain type of computer message

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do you feel the anger and frustration?

(via thatonehornedhorse)

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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reblog if u have $0 in ur pockets due to government schemes

(Source: mspandrew, via perks-of-being-chinese)

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sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

(via fake-mermaid)

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Smart girls are the overthinkers, the insecure ones, the different ones. They know what the real world is like. They analyze every little thing in life. Why? To avoid getting hurt. To find happiness. They stay up at night trying to think about every possible situation to get through all the problems. They think too much. They trust fewer people. Their insecurity proves their respect toward themselves. Of course they try to live away from a drama-filled life. Smart girls know their worth. Now those are the ones worth keeping by your side. Unknown (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: lifeslittledejavus, via emmbarrassing)

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